disturbing

I present to you The Banana Guard, c/o my Mom who passed this on after seeing it recommended in Gourmet Magazine avec this snark:

YES, WE ARE HAPPY TO SEE YOU The redesigned Banana Guard actually delivers what it promises in our test. Two ripe bananas traveled together in a backpack, one encased in yellow plastic and the other unprotected. An hour's commute later, the skin of one was barely marked while the other's had two major bruises.