Laaa-aaaaaaame

I was told to go into the movie with low expectations. I did and I still thought it blew. There was no drama, no story. There was a plot, but no story. It was as if they just went into making the film saying "everyone loves Indiana Jones, we don't actually need to create any emotionally compelling connection with the audience!" And really no surprises, or rather the surprises there were were telegraphed well in advance. You're like, oh really, that's all you got? I saw that coming 10 minutes ago.

But then again, Rotten Tomatoes ranks it as 79% fresh so what do I know?