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Sabbath Greetings

Warm greetings to you for a pleasant Sabbath. Israel is great, but tiring. We need our day of rest.

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Bathroom ceiling blogging

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A friend of my bro's playing at a bar in ct. It's no paris, but...

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Merry xmas!

Merry Christmas from the Holy Land

It is a beautiful Christmas morning here in the Holy Land. And its a normal work day. Fantastique!

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Olive says hi

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Lobsters 4 dinner sat night

a Paris!

Joyeux Noel, les grannies!

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Josh says happy holidays! (and wheres my nachos?)

Happy New Year!

Grannies, I'm off to Israel in the morning until late on the 2nd, so I wanted to wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Not sure how much access I'll have to the interweb while over there, so adieu for now.

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Merry Christmas Grannies!

I'm #2!

The holiday door decorating contest was today, and I came in 2nd place! (and I won $25)

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See ya jfk. hardfi playin on the pod

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Landed. Feelin kinda woozy

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Inside the rave meets lounge-like atmosphere of the plane with techno music playing softly 4 full effect. Oh and did find an ambien.

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Yeah virgin america. No wait. Crazy.

Hey there Blimpie Boy

So there I was, walking down the street with my head down when I noticed a strange shadow cross my path. When I looked up, I saw this:

Kind of weird, kind of fun. Still not voting for him though.

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Xmas at pmount

Tonight

We say, "Hi Gary!"

Presents for my bros.

a little painful if well-intentioned

I love this show!

Bones!

Why Republicans Should Lay Off The YouTube

Pain. Ful.

Hey, Pundit W Beeton!

What does your gut tell you, today, will happen in Iowa and NH?

Sharkin'

I know I'm way behind here, but last week's was, by far, the best 30 Rock ever. Y'all missed the best exchange in your quote-a-thon, which I think was the bit about sharking in Japan.

Damn Puritans!

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The best speech ive seen him give. The crowd hung on every word. He really could be the next pres.

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Goo goo dolls. Ok, now i dont feel so old.

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Crowd mostly young, pretty racially diverse. Had a huge phonebank to ca supporters

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At u amph event 4 barack. Ne yo and Goo goo dolls will be playing.

Happy Hanukkah!

Mmmmm, them are good latkes.

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Getty - dept holiday party

Done!

quote of the day

"That woman you met in my office this morning is not a colleague of mine, we are lovers."

"Ooh, that word bums me out unless it's between the words 'meat' and 'pizza.'"

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Watertower

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Faux africa stage

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Freaky oscar meets atlas

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Shrimpy

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Its windy

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Prime

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Bumblebee, y'all

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Disturbing 70s stage

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Bush's 'Hope' Hotline

In a press conference today about the mortgage crisis, in an effort to send a message: "I care," Bush announced the formation of a "Hope Hotline:"

“And I have a message for every homeowner worried about rising mortgage payments: The best you can do for your family is to call 1-800-995-HOPE. That is 1-800-995-H-O-P-E,” he said.

When people call it, this is what happens:



That pretty much says it all.

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Prep for 2nites pmount xmas party

Film Award Season Begins

Cool. The National Board of Review Has Named Its Top Films of the year. Tops is No Country For Old Men. The next 10 best films are as follows:

THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
ATONEMENT
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
THE BUCKET LIST
INTO THE WILD
JUNO
THE KITE RUNNER
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL
MICHAEL CLAYTON
SWEENEY TODD

I'm surprised no Eastern Promises. I'd put that in my Top 10. Definitely agree with No Country as best of the year and actually do agree with Michael Clayton as a top 10ish film even though I was underwhelmed with it. Happy to see Bourne up there. Haven't seen most of them though.

We should be getting a good stream of year end best of lists. Apparently Sweeney Todd is phenomenal.

god hearts huckabee

umm, I know he can sell snow to an eskimo, or whatever the saying is, but I gotta think this crazy talk (I know that would be seen as blue state liberal secular condescension, but whatevs) will not go over in states like FL and OH.

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Jerry brown is the man

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Mmmm

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Yeah gala

My sweet new set-up

Dual monitors baby!

. . . and he's got a sordid past

I Get E-Mails

Mr. Beeton,

Are you really so ignorant as not to see the blatant bias CNN put forth in this debate? For so-called "undecided" voters to be so clearly decided is not only dishonest but is a total fraud. For you to defend that as if it was a good thing is ridiculous and only shows the double-standard leftists like yourself put forth.

Had the same thing happened in reverse on FOX it would have been front page news and a total outrage by left-wing nuts like you. Oh wait, I forgot, you left-wing nuts didn't even want to give FOX a chance to host the Democratic debate because, unlike the Republican candidates who actually answer opposition questions, the Democratic candidates do not. With the only fair network on cable being FOX it is no wonder Democrats boycotted the FOX debate, they would have had to answer questions. Not some softball, pre-conceived, agenda driven questions they get at CNN and MSNBC and the like. Actual, questions that require actual answers.

Keep up the double standard, it only exposes your true colors and helps regular people see your dishonesty, which seems to fit well with the dishonesty of the Democratic candidates in general.

Well, at least this guy can put a sentence together, and form a concrete argument, as flawed as it might be. The idea that Democrats don't answer oppo questions is ridiculous (in fact they did at their CNN/YouTube debate) and his claim to that effect betrays this guy's bias. Bias is fine unless you let it get in the way of facts. The thing is, for Republicans, the media's reporting facts is expressing a liberal bias.

Today's entirely random email

The following message was sent to all employees from our COO. I still don't know why -- no one here is Korean, and we don't subscribe to the Korean paper. For some reason I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably when I read it.

There was an ad in the Korean Newspaper regarding someone needing someone to speak English and Korean. If you are familiar with this please contact the person below. He is interested in the position.

Peter Cho
443-XXX-XXXX

(phone number omitted to protect the innocent)

quote of the day

"I had my no sex with Asians rule but then one day you walk into Sharper Image and there's Kwan."

ummmmm...

My Funny Friend Mike

This is hilarious.

Floors!